Sunday, May 20, 2012

Kidding with Love


warmth of the day with
tantalising heat of youth,
charged emotions flavour
the delectable vitality;
vibranttitbits of life

glancing behind in the
lunchtimequeue
spying a blonde nymphet
extremeback of the line
(ambrosia to my eyes)
sudden inspiration;
being hunk the hunter,
gather, at my request
“Please, hotdogs for two?”

sauntering back handsfull
with a heartyheroswagger
reachingout to unknownblonde,
saving her from the lunchtimequeue
I proffer a piquantpickupmorsel,
Ag mann, fanx forra horrog!

I lunch very,               
alone.

Forbidden Fruit


Juxtaposed in the sheets of time
Although reclining vulnerably
She dictates my prospective progeny
To the very end of my manhood

Balanced appealingly centre-canvas
Exuding demure innocence
Perceiving the true weakness of man, sublimely
She plunders and pillages our virility

With ghostly translucent flesh
Offered upon this exotic platter
(Suckling pig sans apple of Eden)
Serpent rears its innocent head

Her omnipresence transfixes my being
Both repels and captivates, whilst
Her fleshy breasts quicken the breathing -
An exciting critique of my manhood

Peering at her voluminous folds
Adolescent hormones adrift
My virginal hand lurches out -
Plucks a grape from her loins.

Feminine Charms


So she stands, proudly
Magnificent presence
No plaintive apologies or
Inane wisps of small talk

Tall and lithe
From special stock
Good breeding
Lady, with requisite charm

Her silky soft folds
Velvet shimmer complexion
Sensuous pink porcelain
Surrounds my thoughts

Her heady sweet scent
Envelopes my being
Pervades reality
Rivets attention

Budding femininity
Demurely, a late bloomer
Rustles gently as she moves
Celebration of the senses

So, ‘Lady Astor’
Climbs from her bed
Stretches seductively
Reaching for the sky
And
Promptly loses three
Glorious full blooms –
Lopped off insensitively
For the mantelpiece
They are

exes


like a round indulged innoxious
golden orange and pink papaya
the union steadily fattened
in maturity, complacently content

then the rotund weight
of emotions ripped earthwards
the globular sentimental sphere
shattered sweet gelatinous blobs

fructose off, corpuscles of rancid jelly
sinuous sickly fondant strands of deceit
halo of fruit gnats hovering, lingering
casting flittering shadows of broken trust

memories of fruitfulness, messed
mould grown over, mounds of decay
maggots magnified, emasculation medley
raree-show; rotten to the core

Thursday, April 26, 2012

e-Trolls - Charli Wiggill


Beware my brothers
the e-Trolls are coming
scavenging on pre-existing
roads
are freeways no more
they eat up the
tar
and feather the bastards

e-Trolls have
corpulent politicians
attached to backs
like the Hunchback
of Gauteng
they drink up our fuel levy
they gobble up our roads
they squander our purse

Offering taxis a break
they break the taxpayers
register willingly
they’ll tax you
register namelessly
they’ll tax you to death
smash your car
with a monetary sledgehammer

Government has forgotten
its promise, its people
Ministers blue light by
day and by night
frighten people off the roads
kill people off their roads
Beware, my brothers
The e-Trolls are coming


Sunday, April 22, 2012

Elephantine Irony - Charli Wiggill


Squatting in the midst of time
Durban’s once magnificent elephants,
stillborn
flail to travel their ancient paths

Tsk, tsk – these pachyderms
stand stridently ‘gainst sand, sea and sky
African elephants are welcome in other cities
But not in an African one

Rusting noisily beneath flimsy plastic foliage
once shot out by colonial hunters
now shot out by corrupt politicians -
a bureaucracy with small-trunk syndrome, perhaps?

Haemorrhaging their guts into political waters
their truncated futures uncertain
caged in steel with hearts of granite
barred by supposed servants of the people

Their underbellies rumble through the populace –
five tons of bellow refuses to die down
small herd is heard beyond concrete
pernickety policy-makers refuse to listen

This quagmire of elephantine proportions
bogged down in a whole lot of bull –
you can bring an elephant to water,
but you can’t make a politician drink (water, that is)

The electeds have a rather thick-skinned hide-and-seek:
like chattering monkeys at a waterhole
assembled council can’t see the leaves for the fleas
wildly trumpeting haughty self-absorption

nkosi-gevaar lurking under every leaf
like an ever-present elephant in the ancillary dis-services -
think - if you’re brave enough, oh wise ones
free these silver-grey beasts forever from City Hall

Friday, April 20, 2012

Sandy Bay - Charli Wiggill



Bodyscape of torsos
Lounging in the buff
Parade of quizzy visitors
To look at dick or muff

Cake flour smooth bums lie there
Waiting to be baked
Browned and gingered, tanned fair
Some with cream are faked

Volleyball played on the beach
Wobbly bits adangle
Model bods just out of reach
For most an awkward angle

With families and singles too
Just as nature intended
Too conservative we are to view
So outings are suspended