Environmentchokes,
Lastgaspsofbreath.
Personkind’s definitive meltdown
Of our emaciated orb.
Doomsdaypropheteering,
Bedevilledprofiteering.
The meaning of life
Centering our very existence.
Family wasteland,
Wanton destruction:
Kitchendevastation.
No time for hope,
little left to live.
The end of the world just
Has to be nigh:
Our dishwasher is on the blink!
